Tales from the Rookies-those who were not offered a job
“I have to quit training. My muscles are too big.”
Cockiness and excuses are bad traits by themselves, in combination they are even worse (but funny!).
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“There’s the life for a man like me”
Give to me the life I love, Let the lave go by me, Give the jolly heaven above And the byway nigh me. Bed in the bush with the stars to see, Bread I dip in the river There’s the life for a man like me, There’s the life for ever. – Robert Louis Stevenson…
Office Hours for March 10 to April 9, 2012
Sorry for any inconvenience. Mountain Whitewater will have modified office hours from March 10 until April 9m 2012. The Director of Fun is going on a Grand Canyon rafting trip and will not be available during that time. We will have staff in the office most Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, occasionally Mondays. If you cannot…
Reach for the Stars
I’d rather be a “could-be” if I cannot be and “are”; because a “could be” is a “maybe” who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a “has-been” than a “might-have-been,” by far. For a “might-have-been” has never “been,” but a “has” was once an “are.” -Milton Berle Tweet
Closed for the 2012 Season
See you next year! Thanks to all of our guests and employees for making this strange season a good one. Despite the fires, floods, drought and mudslides, we managed to make it until August 25 and were able to salvage a rafting season. Let’s all hope and prey for a big snow winter in the…
Tales from the Wild-Crow Not the Best Meal
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated Wash. Biol. Surv. until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: Dear…
Thanks for a Great 2010 Season!
We are now closed for 2010. Thanks to everyone who was a part of the Mountain Whitewater team in 2010. We had another wonderful season filled with high-water, fantastic memories and exceptional river experiences. Please check back periodically to our website for off-season updates and news about the 2011 season. You can also follow us…